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jalicefanficblog · 28 days ago

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inspired by the Kim possible circus fic

Ron and Kim are investigating strange activity at a rodeo and Ron wants to try being one of the bull riders

They both change into cowboy outfits but Kim goes off separately where she grabs herself a red rubber nose and big shoes to disguise herself as a rodeo clown. Ron stays just as a cowboy

Together, they have to stop some evil plot related to the rodeo bulls

A/N - I like the Idea and I am sure Kim and Ron really enjoyed this Rode-ish Mission. And they will think long time of how fun and full of action it was! Hope you are happy with the result, it got longer than i planned but thats fine :-)

Cowboys & Rodeo-Clowns

"Come on KP! I'll handle it so cool! Besides, we Stoppables were a bunch of famous rodeo cowboys!"

Ron straightened his cowboy hat once and grabbed a blade of grass to put between his teeth and act cool.

The blond-haired teenager was trying to enter the farm, which according to Wade's information is supposed to be a meeting place for a villain's plan.

But the prodigy with his technology wasn't quite sure who exactly that was. He only read something about it online…rumors that something big is going on at the farm in the middle of the country.

Villains who have a lot of money or are just looking for an adrenaline rush…some kind of entertainment show where a weapon or something bigger could be planned.

"We shouldn't get distracted… according to Wade, something is going on here, organized , by bad guys who hang around on a forum and are waiting for something at this place, at this time… and at this event… oh, I don't know… and your mom told me about the family… you would be the first rodeo rider ever", - Kim replied and quickly checked her make-up and outfit in her small folding mirror.

The two best friends had dressed up in cowboy outfits before the trip began.

Boots, hats, figure-hugging pants, red scarves and dark gloves.

Appropriate for the location.

Appropriate for a rodeo event.

Perfect… to go undercover in a crowd of potential bad guys and an event that, according to Wade, probably operates on the evil side… this disguise was perfect.

No one would suspect two cowboys/cowgirls as undercover agents in the crowd.

“But it’s a rodeo… with cool cowboys, brave cowgirls… angry bulls or cows…? And food! Hot dogs and cotton candy, right?”

At the word cotton candy, Rufus - Ron’s pet - climbed out of his pocket, sat on the teenager’s shoulder and clapped his little paws enthusiastically.

“And we’re not here to eat cotton candy and hot dogs because… is that a soft ice cream machine?” - Kim asked in surprise as they approached the forecourt of the farm, where several food stands had already been set up, balloons were being sold, there were hot dogs, candy floss and soft ice cream that you could buy… and a small stall where you could buy T-shirts, scarves, cowboy hats or even car stickers with the farm’s logo.

Unfortunately, the quiet beeping of Kim’s communication device prevented the two teenagers from fulfilling their plans to buy some of the delicious snacks.

Kim took the call and Rufus moaned about the cotton candy he hadn't bought.

"Hey Wade, what's up?"

Wade passed on the information that things were apparently hot in the forum and that there was a technology called R.B.C. and that some bad guys wanted to trade securities and other means of payment if this technology was successful. It seems to be some kind of successful market for investors or crazy bad guys.

"Let me guess… there are cow boys or cow girls, who are on this forum… and can also be found here?" - Kim concluded about this information.

"Correct. Be careful not to attract attention… mingle with the visitors and whatever this technology is… it must not fall into the hands of the bad guys. Break not a leg!" - Wade said goodbye and sipped a little Coke from a cup , before he told his two best friends before the conversation ended.

“What does R.B.C. stand for? Sounds like one of those sandwiches you can put together yourself… wow, you know what would be really nice, KP? A mini stand from Bueno Nacho”, Ron giggled and straightened his hat.

“Wade probably thinks so too, mingle with the visitors… take part in the rodeos? Oh, that will be so cool! And since these pants have a strong hold and belt… I'm sure I won't embarrass myself… if I should fall off at all", - Ron was determined to take part as a rodeo rider.

“Well, it would be a possibility… if this R.B.C. causes chaos… to take direct control of what is happening and prevent it from getting worse… but I have to camouflage myself a little first… I think I'll stand out with my red mane", - Kim decided, and Ron had a talent for being in the spotlight… a talent that they could put to good use.

Ron tried to do a cool spin and kick up a little dust, but his sense of balance failed him and he stumbled backwards into one of the white fences.

“Wow… that was the most impressive spin of the year… the rodeo bull will be scared of you Ron”, Kim grinned teasingly and disappeared for a moment to buy something from a stand selling decorative items.

Something to add a little touch to her cowgirl outfit and let her slip into a different role.

The tight top with the thin vest was complemented by a red clown nose, some red and white make-up on the face, and huge, colorful clown shoes… Kim changed from the cowgirl disguise to the role of the funny, clumsy rodeo clown… whose job , was to entertain the audience and help the cowboy escape from the bull and distract the angry animal.

"Fire extinguisher, are you lost or something?!" - came a giggling comment from a cowboy with dark brown hair who couldn't help but comment.

Kim made a stumbling, staged movement and a few pantomimic hand gestures, which the cowboy commented on with a broad grin and continued walking.

"Then let's head to the arena… or paddock? I've never been to a rodeo event like this before", - Kim decided, grabbed Ron's arm and pulled him along with her.

“Doesn’t your family have a farm?”, Ron wondered.

“That’s right. Uncle Slim & Cousin Joss live on a farm in Montana, but we haven’t seen them for ages…maybe we’ll go to them during the summer holidays…Dad and Slim are…always very difficult when they meet, according to Mum", - said Kim, and she hadn’t seen Slim and Joss for a really long time…but she remembered the visits to the big farm well…a rodeo thing would definitely be something for her little cousin Joss or even for Uncle Slim.

“And there were never rodeos there?”

“Not exactly…the farm has a few cows and lots of horses. Joss and Slim are really good riders!”

Kim and Ron joined the visitors who wanted to ride in the rodeos and would only get their turn in a few rounds. So the two best friends were content to just watch.

And it was really exciting.

Some cowboys or cowgirls won the tasks… others had to save their brave rodeo clowns from an attack by the snorting bull.

"Ron? The bull is behaving strangely and… is that a key chain on the collar… wait… bulls don't wear collars, do they? It's the color of the fur and doesn't immediately attract attention…?" - Kim nudged Ron and just moments later , the cowboy who was put on the animal was thrown in a high arc to the next fence within a few seconds.

The aggression was extremely high and the animal was pawing its feet restlessly.

"That's strange and…" - Ron couldn't continue speaking because he was taken to the bull by some cowboys and Kim was allowed to enter the small arena , to first entertain the spectators with a clown act and a few rubber balloon animals.

It was a good thing that the teen heroine had taken a course at the last summer camp and was now able to give a few younger children a few balloons and win a few applauding laughs with her clumsy tricks.

Ron, on the other hand, no longer had as much self-confidence.

Nobody seemed to notice the collar and the pendant on the bull and the aggression in the animal seemed to be increasing.

He snapped at the rodeo helpers and pawed his feet impatiently. He repeatedly banged his head against the wall of the box and waited to throw the stupid, annoying Ron off as soon as the arena was free.

“AAaaaaaaaah,” - Ron exclaimed in panic as the box doors were opened and the animal, without warning, rushed forward and ran to the next fence wall and started making quick, jerky movements.

The animal did everything it could to throw Ron off its back.

He clung to the straps of the saddle with all his strength and increasing panic and tried to keep his balance.

An almost silent sound was heard and the animal suddenly started to spin in circles.

Again and again, faster and faster and then it suddenly changed direction, ran towards a lower part of the arena, made a leap and jumped over it.

Ron let out a sharp scream of panic as part of the fence broke under the weight of the animal and the bull stumbled… what on earth was happening?

Kim's first instinct was to take off her huge shoes and support her best friend… because whatever was happening… it wasn't natural behavior… so sudden and so sudden… it made no sense… but a brief exchange of words stopped Kim from doing so.

“…..the diamond is in the pendant on the collar…..let's get to the cars before this idiot rips the collar off in his panic”

“Do you have the remote control so that this animal or the idiot doesn't destroy our getaway car?”

“Sure, one push and the animal stops like a robot”

Kim's gaze followed a man-woman duo in cowboy and cowgirl outfits who were discreetly making their way down the arena and into the parking lot. There was nothing going on there at the moment…all eyes went back to the arena, the paddock, where a new bull, a new cowboy and a new rodeo clown entertained the visitors.

On the way to follow the robbery duo, Kim grabbed a soft ice cream, prepared it with her glue lipstick , so that it had some kind of binding substance and would keep these two thieves in place and a rope from the souvenir shop also found its way into Kim's hands, while she tried not to crash-land in the pursuit with her big boots.

"KP! I don't want to be a rodeo cowboy rider anymore", - she heard Ron shout loudly and Rufus also clung to his owner.

The two partners in crime waited , until the angry bull was just in front of a dark van , that was parked a little way off the ranch's general parking lot and then , the man pulled out a small remote control, pressed the buttons and the bull stopped. He stood almost motionless.

“Who would have thought, that this useless mind control shampoo from Dr. Drakken, converted into another substance and with the help of DNAmy, would become a technological masterpiece for controlling things?” - the woman laughed and opened the driver's door of the dark car.

The man calmly walked towards the bull, removed the small pendant on the collar and a diamond appeared.

Kim unnoticed dialed the emergency call button, that was linked to her smartwatch and sent a silent alarm to the nearest police station before she went on the attack in her clown outfit and first brought the man down and then stuck him to the ground with the lipstick soft white glue, before she tied the woman to the bumper of the car with the rope and thus prevented her from escaping… because the lady couldn't fight particularly well… she was even so clumsy that she dropped the stolen diamond.

Something else , that unfortunately broke was the small remote control , that had just been used to control the bull through the pendant on the collar and that now pushed Ron completely off his back , with a violent jolt and shove and let out an angry snort before he calmly trotted over to the hot dog and enjoyed it after all the stress.

Ron landed on the ground and Rufus landed on a bale of hay at the edge of the parking lot.

“And now to you! What does R.B.C. mean?”

The man just looked at them angrily. The woman, on the other hand, cursed everything and everyone… she had wanted to get rich with the diamond and swap that stupid cowgirl outfit for a dress.

“An invention by DNAmy, stands for Rode-Bull-Control-Element!”

And so, while the police were arriving, Kim, Ron and Rufus learned that DNAmy had been experimenting with the mind control shampoo, which was still partly available as a joke and didn't work because it was a plan by Drakken that failed… brought it into a solid technological form and carried out the first experiments on mind control on bulls by wearing a collar with a pendant.

Which had promising results.

In exchange for a patent for the invention, the man-woman duo was supposed to bring her a diamond , that was hidden in the collar and pendant of the bull, who was now calmly eating a hot dog… DNAmy would be able to continue to finance her genetic experiments with the value of the diamond and the duo , would gain financial support from the patent , on the mind control of dangerous animals, which would make them rich… well, at least rich and in demand in the world of villains and rogues.

“I'd say it's game over for these clowns!” - said Ron with a grin as the police cars arrived and arrested the thieving duo.

Ron and Kim received words of praise and thanks, and the owner of the ranch also expressed his gratitude, and the two were allowed to choose a souvenir.

“I think Rufus and I will get bruises from the fall… but can we have a T-shirt with the cotton candy in the shape of a cowboy hat?”

Kim couldn't help but grin.

It was a good day… even if it was a little chaotic… but now Ron and Rufus got their cotton candy after all, and the rodeo-clown-cowboy adventure would soon be remembered well, by the two teenagers and Rufus for a long time.

THE END

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jalicefanficblog · 3 months ago

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can you write a Kim possible oneshot where Kim and Ron have to disguise themselves as circus clowns during a mission

Ladies and Gentelmen, let´s give our Guest Clowns a cheerful Welcome Greeting and we hope you enjoy our Circus Show!

Just like a Circus

“Why do we have to dress up as circus clowns again, Wade?”

Ron was sitting in his seat in the small private helicopter that was taking him and his best friend Kim Possible on another mission.

The teen heroine had called in a favor for this and Ron was tasked with carrying the heavy, cumbersome backpack that contained the undercover costumes for today's mission.

And of course Ron had already looked inside and given in to his curiosity. The contents of the backpack had neither caused him joy nor euphoria.

“It's for your cover, Ron. And you'll fit in perfectly at the destination,” Wade said from the small communication device that Kim was holding in her hand.

“You've always wanted to be in the spotlight, haven't you?” - joked Kim, who was trying to tidy up her red mane with a small comb and a few hairpins during the turbulence and prepare it, for what was to come.

The camouflage…not the turbulence that the pilot of the small helicopter has to contend with.

"Haha…if it weren't for the costumes…so embarrassing" - complained Ron.

"Embarrassing? The red nose definitely suits you", joked Wade.

"It's easy for you to say Wade, you sit in front of your screen and can watch us being made a laughing stock as circus clowns", - groaned Ron, and he didn't seem to be able to get used to the idea at all.

"I also made popcorn and my mum brought a six-pack of lemonade from the shop…I'm ready to enjoy the show" - replied Wade sarcastically.

"Cheer up, Ron, Rufus is absolutely thrilled with the idea!" - laughed Kim now and Ron looked confusedly down at the pocket of his still normal pants, in which Naked Mole Rat usually slept or helped Ron on missions.

Rufus had already put on a mini clone nose and wig and was all fired up for the mission. He expressed this with euphoric noises.

“You're totally stabbing me in the back right now, buddy!” - said Ron, but his voice became a little softer and his aversion to this disguise had diminished somewhat.

He couldn't and didn't want to stay mad at his animal best friend for long, and he could hardly say no to his best friend KP either.

“Besides, it's for our disguise. Dr. Drakken certainly won't recognize us as circus clowns and it will definitely be fun”, said Kim as she pulled a wig cap out of her bag.

“Why does Dr. Drakken actually want to take control of a circus?” - Ron wondered as he felt Rufus, who had meanwhile run to the backpack with the props and the two clown costumes, give him a red nose.

“Do you remember when Dr. Drakken wanted to bring his mind control shampoo onto the market? Now he's trying to sponsor the circus that's based in Boston, Massachusetts… allegedly through the circus animals' feed and wants to get them under his control… my sources have indicated , that a considerable amount of toxic substances that were found in the shampoo were found in a load of feed for the horses and donkeys… if the animals ate it, your clown disguise is perfect for investigating… I also hacked Drakken's social media account and he got tickets for the evening performance… it seems likely that he wants to use the animals as his henchmen with mind control", - Wade summarized.

"Is it possible that Drakken's ideas are getting crazier and crazier?" - Kim wondered, having pulled the wig cap over her tied-up red hair.

"Looks a bit like a swimming cap? What is that for?” wondered Ron, who also got one of the skin-colored caps drawn by Rufus and pulled it over his head.

“The wig cap ensures that the wig doesn’t slip off the head during the show”, - explained Wade and then gave the duo the details and how they could best blend in with the artists and showmen of the circus when they arrived in Boston.

Then he wished them much success and looked forward to the show.

“Why are you getting the costume with the stripes and I’m getting the one with the dots? That makes my butt so big?”, - Ron repeatedly tugged at the legs of the outfit he was wearing. Because unlike Kim, the blond was wearing a clown costume with big red dots stretched over the yellow fabric.

The green clown wig he was wearing was the color contrast to the bright colors of the clothes and the bright red shoes were probably intentionally a bit too big.

Ron imagined himself stumbling in the ring several times.

“Stripes suit me , more than you Ron. Now close your eyes, I have to put on the make-up and the white makeup”, said Kim and concentrated on applying the makeup while Ron started to laugh because the brush tickled so much.

“Haha…that tickles KP! Don’t tell me you girls put yourselves through such torture every day”, giggled Ron and Kim had to stop what she was doing , because otherwise it would have smeared or Ron’s clown mouth would have become a weird crooked line.

“Well, with some girls at our school, you can really believe they are wearing clown makeup…..Bonnie, for example, just because she wanted to impress one of the football players, she put on this mega expensive eye shadow in midnight blue! It doesn't really match her eyes, but she was really boasting about it", Kim said annoyed and demonstrated her work after Ron had recovered from his fit of laughter and finished the relatively good-looking makeup mask for Ronald the Clown.

"Shall I paint your mask now?", asked Ron and Kim shook her head, laughing.

"Painting and applying a mask are fundamentally different things…but thanks Ron", said Kim, opened her small makeup mirror and set about making her well-cared-for skin disappear , under a layer of white clown makeup. It was a sight that the teen heroine had to get used to.

But Wade was right…for the success of the mission it would be crucial to go into the ring as circus clowns. On the one hand to make it seem believable and on the other to stop Dr. Drakken from carrying out his diablo-like plan.

So let's go. Close your eyes and go through the middle!

“I think my right shin is itching and I can't breathe through my nose, KP!”, - Ron made an unhappy expression and wanted to put his right hand to his nose to scratch it, but Kim stopped him by grabbing his hand and looking threateningly into his eyes.

“Not now, Ron, follow the clowns into the arena and then from there we'll try to get to the animal enclosures somehow , to check the food… maybe Drakken is there?”, - said Kim and gave Ron a gentle nudge in the right direction and soon the hero duo followed a small group of other clowns.

It didn't seem to really register that the two students weren't actually part of the circus and part of the upcoming show.

And so a few minutes later, Kim and Ron found themselves in the middle of the illuminated circus tent, joining the line of clowns and simply cooperating with their behavior. They joked around, teased each other and performed a dance that ended with some clowns deliberately tripping over their own feet.

It was a little chaotic and Ron seemed to be having fun despite his initial reservations and fit in wonderfully with the clown group. Kim grinned under her white makeup. Somehow Ron had often been the typical class clown and so, as the center of the crowd, they could keep an eye on everything.

When two clowns first threw a ball to each other and then it passed to Kim, the Possible spotted Shego's bright green headed towards the exit of the tent.

"Ron! There's a snake in the circus! You hold your position and I'll follow it!"

"Yuck, a snake? It's even worse than monkeys!"

"Ron, thats… Shego"

"Ah, about the green, clever KP! All right, throw me the ball”

Kim threw the ball to Ron and tried to disappear inconspicuously towards the exit, but then Shego seemed to notice her and fired a few plasma beams at her… and Kim, in her clown outfit, did a few backflips and used one of the props as a springboard to extend her grappling hook and chase Shego.

Ron clapped once, creating the illusion that it was all part of the show… which was met with applause from the audience.

The clowns continued their act and were soon replaced by the artists. Ron went with the group to the back of the ring and was even given a donut as a thank you for this performance and was asked which circus he came from.

To bridge this question, Rufus came to the rescue and performed a few tricks on a small ball that was intended for the circus dog to balance on and received applause from the clowns.

The little naked mole rat seemed to enjoy being in the spotlight just as much as Ron.

“Have you switched to clown school, Kimmy?” - Shego laughed maliciously and teasingly as she tampered with one of the food buckets and passed on information to Drakken through a walkie-talkie.

“How did you recognize me? My makeup is perfect and maybe I’ll join the circus? What brings you here? A poisonous green snake doesn’t fit in a circus, Shego", - Kim countered, using one of her gadgets to take the bucket before Shego could tamper with it.

“”Carry out a plan by Drakken…:”

“Shego! I am the leader and reveal my diabolical plan to Kim Possible!” - Dr Drakken came into the small area of the animal feed supplies with a remote control in his hand and sulked when Shego wanted to reveal his ingenious plan.

“You want to control the animals with the thought of shampoo residue that you transferred via the feed into the supplies of the circus animals?” , Kim stated dryly and Drakken sulked a little more, stamped his foot defiantly and glared angrily at Kim.

“You look ridiculous in the clown costume Possible and my plan will work!” - Drakken snorted and pressed the remote control…..but his plan had a catch…because the batteries of the device were empty and nothing happened.

“Damn! SHEGO new batteries?!”

“Seriously Drakken, you don’t have any…”

“Don’t argue with the clown-possible in front of me!”

Kim used one of her attack techniques to first take the remote control from Drakken and then she whistled loudly, the signal for Ron to rush to her aid.

And Ron stumbled forward very elegantly with the big clown shoes, knocking over one of the big empty barrels with non-existent dry food for the ponies and this barrel landed on Drakken and Shego, locking the two villains in and Kim dialed the police number.

“Good job Ron! These snakes aren’t causing any more damage! We’d best tell the director about the food and that they should order more, we don’t want to take the risk that any of the shampoo will still be found,” said Kim and gave Ron a high five.

The police arrived at the right time and Shego and Drakken were taken to the nearest prison…with the barrel still over their heads and the director was informed of the incident and the animals that had already eaten the food with the shampoo were temporarily suspended from the shows…in return, the audience wanted an encore from the guest clowns.

"Maybe my future really does lead to the circus, huh?" - asked Ron as he bowed and his wig slipped off his head.

"We have a math test tomorrow and I don't think you'll be able to convince your parents of your plans to be a professional clown so quickly," - replied Kim, who also bowed and received a rose from the clown group - made from those colorful moldable balloons, of course.

"A thank you for your help," - said the circus director with a broad grin and Kim thanked him with a smile.

“Thank you… but I think I will remember this circus adventure for a long time,” grinned Possible, and when the last act of the evening was about to begin, it was time for Kim and Ron to catch their ride home.

They left the circus tent and would certainly not forget this undercover mission so quickly.

Not even because Kim and Ron would find out at home , how damn difficult and stubborn it was to wash off clown makeup.

Not to mention the headaches from the wig cap, which they had to wear for hours together with the colorful wigs.

And these would also be part of the memories.

Along with the balloon rose.

THE END